Guys who advertise themselves in gay chat-rooms as if they were a "today's special value" on QVC or the Home Shopping Network just make me laugh.
"31 year old, good looking in Kenmore... looking for a LTR.. feel free to hit me up for chat." translates to: "Here we have a genuine homosexual male from our Desperate Treasures Collection. We are offering him today at the introductory low price of only $19.99. Be sure to use or automated ordering, and ask about our easy pay feature."